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    The Fantasia Gallery contains stories that stray from the historical period in which Jane Austen's characters lived or contain irreverent or silly elements.

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    Crazy. Dot Written by Tanisha and Amy I. Elizabeth and Will Darcy had been good friends in high school but hadn't seen each other since graduation. Finally, they meet again when Will's college team plays in Elizabeth's city. ~P&P~ Last update 5/26/01.

    How The Grinch Stole The DWG! Dot Written by Mosylu. A lady Grinch decides to cause mischief a the DWG, but discovers the wonderful world of Austen. ~P&P~ Last update 5/22/01.

    Be Careful What You Wish For! Dot Written by Cynthia. Abigail has always wanted a P&P man. Her fairy godmother graciously grants her wish. ~P&P~ Last update 5/14/01.

    A Man Called Johann. Dot Written by John. Most people believe the great double agent, Johann, worked against Britain in WWII, only a few know he was truly working for England, fewer still know that he survived the trial after the war and returned to his previous life as Fitzwilliam Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 5/9/01.

    Of Course. Dot Written by Crysty. Caroline Bingley finds her world turned upside-down, when her sucessful matchmaking between Elizabeth and Darcy turns out to not be quite what she wanted. ~P&P~ Last update 4/22/01.

    The Colours Of The Soul. Dot Written by Paula J. Elizabeth is a art photographer who almost gets run over by Darcy's motorcycle. Darcy is still trying to cope with his own demons, particularly Wickham. ~P&P~ Last update 4/18/01.

    All That You Can't Leave Behind. Dot Written by Eliza Christine. Will Darcy leaves med school against his father's wishes in order to study literature. After a few months though, he finds he misses home and the idea of being a doctor. His time hasn't been wasted, though, since it allowed him to find Elizabeth. ~P&P~ Last update 4/16/01.

    Each and Every Broken Heart. Dot Written by Eliza Christine. Charles Bingley is eager to introduce his fiancée Elizabeth Bennet to his good friend William Darcy. Will his friend steal his girl? ~P&P~ Last update 4/10/01.

    Don't Do That, Elizabeth. Dot Written by Emma Katharine. The low-cut fashions of the Regency, and the low-cut costumes of the P&P2 adaptation leaves the men around Elizabeth hearing things. ~P&P~ Last update 4/6/01.

    The Meeting. Dot Written by Mosylu. Things go haywire at a support group for people addicted to literature, when someone mentions Jane Austen. A stampede to the book store must surely follow. ~P&P~ Last update 3/29/01.

    The Journey of the Heart. Dot Written by Katy Ann. This sequel to "Only In My Dreams" continues the story of Catherine Bennet. ~P&P~ Last update 3/14/01.

    At Last. Dot Written by Tanisha. Elizabeth Bennet finds herself falling into depression, but things might take a positive turn on her trip to work. ~P&P~ Last update 3/10/01.

    A Summer Diversion. Dot Written by Sharni. Bingley eyes two interesting women in a club, one blonde, one brunette. He manages to cajole Darcy into meeting them. ~P&P~ Last update 3/10/01.

    Margaritaville, or Perfect Purgatory. Dot Written by A. Leah Marie. After being refused by Elizabeth, Darcy takes to the beach and the bottle to drown his sorrow. His time away from everything changes him, but will the change be enough when he meets Elizabeth again? ~P&P~ Last update 3/6/01.

    The Space Between. Dot Written by Victoria Lynn. Elizabeth leaves William when his job takes over his life and when he destroys Jane's relationship with Charles. William tries to stop her from going. ~P&P~ Last update 3/6/01.

    A Productive Day. Dot Written by Bronwen. Georgiana is kidnapped, for the second time, from work and must face her kidnapper alone. ~P&P~ Last update 2/22/01.

    The Price of Freedom. Dot Written by Eliza Christine. Elizabeth Bennet heads to Africa to teach the natives about the joys of democracy. Shortly after arriving Darcy helps her to understand what she needs to know about the continent. ~P&P~ Last update 2/20/01.

    The Wedding Day. Dot Written by Nasia. With William Darcy getting married, to someone else, Elizabeth, who loves him dearly, must find a way to let him go. ~P&P~ Last update 2/20/01.

    Stuck In A Rut. Dot Written by Spring.. A completely twisted version of P&P. Darcy comes to town to produce a Shakespeare play, Elizabeth auditions and lands the lead. From there, everything spirals out of control. ~P&P~ Last update 2/20/01.

    Two Suit Cases and a Red Corvette. Dot Written by Karen. Both Darcy and Elizabeth find their careers going nowhere and both end up in a small town in the Midwest. After a bad first meeting, the grow on one another like the corn in the Iowa fields. ~P&P~ Last update 2/14/01.

    Austen's Magnificent Seven. Dot Written by Leah. In the wild west, men both ornery and honorable contend for control of a town. Based on the movie "The Magnificent Seven", which was in turn based on "The Seven Samurai". ~Misc~ Last update 2/2/01.

    The Courtship of Miles Collins. Dot Written by Teanna. Will Darcy works a secretary to Rev. Collins. Both take an early interest in Elizabeth Bennet. Based on Longfellow's "The Courtship of Miles Standish". ~P&P~ Last update 1/28/01.

    Pride and Prejudice; On Tandems! Dot Written by Anna J.K. The Bennets own a shop for outfiting gentlemen, where Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy pop in on their bikes to shop. ~P&P~ Last update 1/28/01.

    Open Your Eyes. Dot Written by Delwyn. Darcy's traffic accidents get him ordered out of the city for a month. His cousin sends him to a photographer friend, Elizabeth, who tours the country in an RV. ~P&P~ Last update 1/22/01.

    Drama In The Dutch Department. Dot Written by Lise. Learning Dutch from a tall, dark, and handsome man should be fun, unless of course the man is Dr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 1/20/01.

    Pointy Things Too! The Epee Strikes Back!. Dot Written by Crysty. Jeremy Northam joins the cast of Northanger Abbey for a little swordwork. ~NA~Misc~ Last update 1/20/01.

    I Faint, Therefore I Am! Dot Written by Tabbi W. Elizabeth is diagnosed with a dread disease Cardiovascular Solitudious Syndrome, and if she doesn't fall in love within six months, she could die. Of course, Dr. Darcy might be able to help. ~P&P~ Last update 1/20/01.

    A Day at the Races. Dot Written by John. A Formula One race sees Bennets and Darcys competing, along with Bingleys, Wickhams and a Collins. ~P&P~ Last update 1/16/01.

    The Doc and Mr. Darcy. Dot Written by Judy-Lynne and Karen Marie. Darcy's hotitudinocity is extolled in a Seuss-inspired poem. ~P&P~ Last update 1/10/01.

    A Rose By Any Other Thorn. Dot Written by Teg. Continuing with the characters from "Reflections". Mr. Darcy returns to Pemberley after a hard day at work to find a surprise waiting for him in the rose garden. ~P&P~ Last update 1/14/01.

    Pride, Prejudice, And The FBI. Dot Written by Melissa. Shortly after getting a second chance with Elizabeth, Darcy loses her to fate and gives up hope. Perhaps, hope can be rekindled. ~P&P~ Last update 1/14/01.

    Some Kind of Wonderful. Dot Written by Sania. After her parents are killed, Elizabeth Bennet moves in with her parents' best friends: the Darcys. With her chemotherapy drawing to a successful conclusion, Elizabeth tries to get on with her life. ~P&P~ Last update 1/14/01.

    Pride and Prejudice Story. Dot Written by Bronwen. The Spanish-American war tears the lives of the Bennets and the Darcys apart, and brings some back together. ~P&P~ Last update 1/12/01.

    The Highwayman. Dot Written by Coleen V. & Tabbi W. Once Darcy has made his fortune he intends to take Elizabeth to Gretna Green, but his profession will force both to a different fate. ~P&P~ Last update 1/10/01.

    Will Darcy and The Twelve Days of Christmas. Dot Written by Teanna. Will Darcy has 12 days to win the love of his cousin's date, Elizabeth Bennet. This Story is a prequel to "It's Friday the Thirteenth, Charles Bingley!" ~P&P~ Last update 1/3/01.

    An Evening with Jerry Springer. Dot Written by Naomi. Punches fly when Will Darcy goes on the Jerry Springer Show to try to reconcile with Elizabeth. He apologises for breaking up Charles and Jane and tells Elizabeth about Wickham's behavior. ~P&P~ Last update 1/3/01.

    A Christmas Fiasco. Dot Written by Coleen V. & Tabbi W. Belle and Leigh (Ashton) can't imagine Christmas without a tree to decorate, and so they go out on their own to get one for Pemberley. ~P&P~ Last update 12/26/00.

    The Gift of the Magi. Dot Written by Jimmy. A Christmas tribute to the DWG. A Dwiggie author struggles with her story, writing, rewriting, cutting and adding, until it is just right. ~Misc~ Last update 12/23/00.

    Flight of Fancy. Dot Written by Sharni. William Darcy believes that the airlines intentionally seat him next to annoying people, until he is seated next to a lovely young lady. ~P&P~ Last update 12/10/00.

    The Last Man I Could Ever See Myself With. Dot Written by Asia. It isn't long after Darcy's disastrous proposal before both he and Elizabeth realise the mistake they have made. It might take quite a while, though, to rectify the situation. ~P&P~ Last update 11/30/00.

    DWG Hospital. Dot Written by Teanna. Things run amok at DWG Hospital. Darcy throws out his back and almost gets his leg amputated by his cousin Anne, and Elizabeth wants a nose job. ~P&P~ Last update 11/14/00.

    Letting Go. Dot Written by Teg. Shortly after his wife's death, Darcy leaves to join her. This story is part of the "Reflections" series. ~P&P~ Last update 11/6/00.

    Untitled. Dot Written by Alexa D. New York City is the back drop to Pride and Prejudice. A reporter meets a handsome, arrogant man, a model meets an actor, and a kid sister gets pregnant. ~P&P~ Last update 11/2/00.

    One Twisted Night. Dot Written by Colleen V. and Tabbi W. Friday the Thirteenth produces much wierdness in the lives of the authors, including visits from Mr. Yates, Winnie the Pooh, and calls from telemarketers asking who their fave Austen hero is. ~Misc~ Last update 10/15/00.

    It's Friday the Thirteenth, Charles Bingley! Dot Written by Teanna. Charles Bingley wakes up ready to have the best day of his life, but, as it is Friday the Thirteenth, everything goes wrong right from the start. ~P&P~ Last update 10/15/00.

    Sense and Sensibility! With Pointy Things! Dot Written by Crysty. In the fencing room at a prestigious university the characters of Sense and Sensibility fight with sabres, epees, foils, tooths and nails.. ~S&S~ Last update 10/2/00.

    The Loony Louts of Longbourn. Dot Written by Tabbi W. Mr. Collins's odiousness and Elizabeth's refusal pushes Longbourn into a chaos of silliness, love and marriage. ~P&P~ Last update 10/2/00.

    Temperance's Progress. Dot Written by Jimmy. A poem on Austen fan fiction, keeping Austen's stories alive, and the virtues of temperance. ~Misc~ Last update 10/2/00.

    Gretna Green. Dot Written by Teanna. Growing up in Gretna Green made Elizabeth quite a romantic. When a man walks into her inn looking like something out of a romance novel, sparks fly, but the path to true love certainly doesn't run smooth. ~P&P~ Last update 9/28/00.

    Skull Deathmatch: Mrs. Elton v. Edward Ferrars. Dot Written by Bonny. When Mrs. Elton insults Elinor Ferrars' clothes at a gathering of clergy and their wives, Edward swings into action to defend his wife. ~Em~S&S~ Last update 9/24/00.

    Mr. Hat and the Hat Thief of P and P. Dot Written by Erin and Shemmelle. A hat's-eye view of Pride and Prejudice. Mr. Darcy acquires a mighty fine hat, which is the envy of all. ~P&P~ Last update 9/13/00.

    A Good Education Will Get You Anywhere. Dot Written by Teanna. New teaching methods and a radicalized student body--half of them named 'Moonbeam'--make life interesting at Pemberley College in 1972. ~P&P~ Last update 9/13/00.

    Adieu. Dot Written by Teg. Will Darcy has little time to say good-bye to his wife. This story is part of the "Reflections" series. ~P&P~ Last update 9/13/00.

    Lords And Redheads. Dot Written by Teanna. The fiery Lady Elizabeth Bennet and the stubborn politician Darcy clash, and literally come to blows, whenever they meet, leaving all those around them in little doubt of their mutual love. ~P&P~ Last update 9/4/00.

    Uh Oh, Spaghettios! Dot Written by Coleen V. Darcy and Elizabeth must deal with the arrival of mountains, the violence of trees, and the whims of the authoress before declaring their love. ~P&P~ Last update 8/29/00.

    Good-Bye George. Dot Written by Kimmie. Something simply must be done about the nasty George Wickham, so Eliza May and Janey Sue take matters into their own hands. Based on the Dixie Chicks' song "Good-bye Earl". ~P&P~ Last update 8/27/00.

    Getting With "The Program". Dot Written by Sharni. Both Darcy and Elizabeth are volunteers for an outreach program to poor children. After being in a car for hours driving back from the camp, will they be friend or foe? ~P&P~ Last update 8/19/00.

    The Toilet Bowl Or Pride And Prejudice...In The Toilet. Dot Written by TabbiW. & Meghan. A giant...you guessed it...toilet bowl appears mysteriously in the grounds of Rosings, and everyone from Darcy to Fitzwilliam to Lady Cat, to various Studmuffin chasers manage to fall into it. ~P&P~ Last update 8/15/00.

    So Far From Home. Dot Written by Anne A. Ashley Norton dreams of romance, but is too shy to get noticed. Then one day a car accident hurtles her into the world of Elizabeth Bennet and Pride and Prejudice. ~P&P~ Last update 8/14/00.

    Just Kiss Me. Dot Written by Annie. The story of "Kiss and Cry" picks up three years later. Now Elizabeth and Darcy are partners on the ice, two-time world champions, and about to be married. ~P&P~ Last update 8/13/00.

    Longbourn Academy. Dot Written by Mosylu. Moving into her dorm room at the Longbourn Academy of Fine and Performing Arts, our Elizabeth Bennet-based heroine meets her roommates, as well as the snotty rich kid; he, like Liz is a pianist. ~P&P~ Last update 8/13/00.

    Country Persuasion. Dot Written by Cristi. After Anne Elliot breaks up with him, Frederick Wentworth hits it big in country music. Eventually, they meet again when his sister and her husband rent Kellynch Farm. ~Per~ Last update 8/7/00.

    All The Jeremys. Dot Written by Bridget Elinor. Sania gets visited by various Jeremy's, all complaining about been forced to be too angst-ful in her stories. ~Misc~ Last update 8/7/00.

    I Felt It Was Glory. Dot Written by Sania. Darcy's loses his first wife and is left with a young daughter. Then his wife's good friend Elizabeth Bennet returns to his life after she flees her abusive husband. ~P&P~ Last update 8/3/00.

    Millions, Miles, Rope, and Kiwi Enigmas. Dot Written by Kimmie. When Elizabeth loses her job with Catherine DeBourgh, her desperation leads her to kidnap DeBourgh's nephew, Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 8/3/00.

    An Ode To The DWG. Dot Written by Leah. A poem to the wonders of Austen fan fiction. ~Misc~ Last update 7/29/00.

    A Fairy Tale. Dot Written by Liz M. Wizards, Knights, Princesses, Kings, Beasts and Beauties inhabit this story with the characters from Pride and Prejudice. ~P&P~ Last update 7/26/00.

    Pride and Prejudice! In A Bathroom! Dot Written by Crysty. College students learn to live together and might just fall in love along the way. ~P&P~ Last update 7/26/00.

    Pride And Prejudice By The Brothers Grimm Dot Written by Deb. On her way to be married, Princess Elizabeth loses the magical charm her father gave her and is tricked by Miss Bingley, and Caroline takes her place. ~P&P~ Last update 7/24/00.

    Pride, Prejudice, and Tradition. Dot Written by Melissa. Elizabeth Bennet refuses to follow the tradition at her high school: that the head cheer-leader date the star quarterback, in this case William Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 7/24/00.

    Skull A Dwiggie vs. Dwiggie Deathmatch. Dot Written by Kathy B. & Tabbi W. Bombs, bears, and flying tortillas create havoc in the deathmatch between Kathy and Tabbi. ~Misc~ Last update 7/24/00.

    A Chip Off the Old Block (or, Clueless in Derbyshire!) Dot Written by Judy-Lynne. Colonel Fitzwilliam's son has the unfortunate fate to inherit his father's most difficult malady. His mother and father desperately hope that he will one day outgrow it. ~P&P~ Last update 7/20/00.

    The Road Well Chosen. Dot Written by Jimmy. On the anniversary of the death of Jane Austen, reflections on the gifts she gave us all. ~Misc~ Last update 7/20/00.

    It Happened One Night. Dot Written by Melissa D. Based on the movie "It Happened One Night". Ellie Bennet is a spoiled, rich young woman, who ran off and married Wickham, only to be dragged home by her father who tries to annul the marriage. Refusing to give in to her father, Ellie runs away. ~P&P~ Last update 7/20/00.

    This 'n That. Dot Written by Teg. Odds and ends from the lives of the people of Pride and Prejudice after Jane and Elizabeth's marriages. ~P&P~ Last update 7/18/00.

    The King and I. Dot Written by Sania. A story based on "Persuasion". Felipe is trying to spend a quiet summer in London without being mobbed by the press, but when he meets a young lady, he decides to risk getting to know her better. ~Per~ Last update 7/15/00.

    Pride and Prejudice--In The Body! Dot Written by Kathy. One little typo in the chat room leads to the strangest characters popping up! ~P&P~ Last update 7/13/00.

    Splash! Dot Written by Spring. The sickening sweet looks that Elizabeth and Darcy share drive some to distraction and others to the pond at Pemberley. ~P&P~ Last update 7/9/00.

    The Netherfield Zone. Dot Written by Bill. While staying at Netherfield during Jane's illness, Elizabeth can't sleep and goes wandering. She soon finds herself crossing the threshold to another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. ~P&P~ Last update 7/9/00.

    My Favorite Mistake. Dot Written by Tanisha. A woman is hired to destroy William Darcy and goes about her assignment without thinking about the repercussions. ~P&P~ Last update 7/9/00.

    Never Been Kissed. Dot Written by Delwyn. A plain and shy Elizabeth Bennet meets the rich and reserved Darcy. He shows interest because she is not like other women. ~P&P~ Last update 7/6/00.

    Keeper of the Stars. Dot Written by Kimmie. Elizabeth Gardiner and William Darcy grew up together, through grade school and piano lessons, but their lives take them in different directions, and unite them again from time to time. ~P&P~ Last update 7/6/00.

    What's Up with Lady C? Dot Written by Meghan and Tabbi W. Another Cabbage Chronicle. Lizzy spikes Lady C and Mr. Collins' cabbage at dinner, but unexpected transformations occur. ~P&P~ Last update 7/6/00.

    Chasing Fitzwilliam. Dot Written by Tabbi W. The Dwiggie ladies are once again on the hunt for Colonel Fitzwilliam, this time, they have chased him all the way to Oz and beyond. ~P&P~ Last update 7/6/00.

    Happy Birthday Love Suffers Long And Is Kind. Dot Written by Susan K and Laura Louise. On the first anniversary of the beginning of the story "Love Suffers Long And Is Kind", the characters meet to celebrate and to speculate on what the two authors have in store for them. ~Per~ Last update 7/5/00.

    Return of the Heart. Dot Written by Sania. Elizabeth becomes reacquainted with the boy she met at camp. Darcy has grown into quite a ladies' man in the interim. ~P&P~ Last update 6/26/00.

    A Friendly Little Wager. Dot Written by Crysty. After Emma's plans to marry Frank Churchill fall through, George Knightley wagers with her that she can not go a year without getting involved with some man. ~Em~ Last update 6/24/00.

    Forthcoming Engagements. Dot Written by Kelley. The great-great grandson of Fitzwilliam and Elizabeth Darcy makes his way through the world of the 1920's. ~P&P~ Last update 6/18/00.

    Penciling and Publishing. Dot Written by Crysty (under revision). Romance novelists, publishers, history professors, and others--all familiar Austen characters, come together, and apart, at an English country house--Netherfield. ~P&P~ Last update 6/14/00.

    A Sad Situation. Dot Written by Sara. With all five of their sons killed in a war, the Bennets soon follow them. ~P&P~ Last update 6/6/00.

    Curses Foiled Again. Dot Written by Elli. Lovely Lady Lizzy is carried away by Snidely Wickham, and only the Dark Knight Darcy can save her. ~P&P~ Last update 6/4/00.

    A Night to Forget. Dot Written by Colleen V and Tabbi W. One of the Cabbage Chronicles. Darcy and Elizabeth experience a wild and crazy wedding night. ~P&P~ Last update 6/4/00.

    Caroline's Dreamland. Dot Written by Tabbi W. and Colleen V. A poetic rendition of Caroline's schemes, set to the music of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland". ~P&P~ Last update 6/4/00.

    Another Food Foray. Dot Written by Allmi. One of the Cabbage Chronicles. Truly celebrating her cousin Darcy's wedding, Anne de Bourgh dreams happy dreams. ~P&P~ Last update 6/4/00.

    A Day At The Beach. Dot Written by Jen R. An Ultimate Imagination Challenge. Lady Cat's libido's has been unleashed and she is dragging Lizzy and Darcy's daughter into her sordid quest. Who is the daughter? She is no other than...Pamela Anderson. ~P&P~ Last update 5/31/00.

    The Chill Before Dawn. Dot Written by Emma EA. A sequel to "In The Heat Of The Night". Ellie and William continue their adventures on a nature preserve in Africa. ~P&P~ Last update 5/25/00.

    The Invasion of Darcy's Bedroom. Dot Written by Tabbi W. An Ultimate Imagination Challenge. Darcy just can't seem to get a night's sleep without ladies fighting over him. ~P&P~ Last update 5/25/00.

    Oh Horrors! Dot Written by Betsy D. An Ultimate Imagination Challenge. Fitzwilliam Darcy prepares to go on stage to give all the Dwiggies in attendance "The Look". ~P&P~ Last update 5/24/00.

    Pamela, Collins, and Lady Cat, Oh My! Dot Written by Coleen V. An Ultimate Imagination Challenge. Various silly elements, such as Lady Catherine in a bikini, are combined in this story. ~P&P~ Last update 5/24/00.

    Skull Deathmatch: Charles Bingley vs. Edmund Bertram. Dot Written by Coleen V. The crowd goes wild as Bingley and Bertram take the ring, though most of the crowd is wild about various Austen men sprinkled through the audience. Will Jane and Fanny have the last laugh? ~P&P~MP~ Last update 5/17/00.

    Tesseract. Dot Written by Spring. Do to a mysterious light in the woods near Longbourn, Lizzy gets her hoped-for chance to stop herself from refusing Darcy's first proposal, but the aftermath is not at all what she would have predicted. ~P&P~ Last update 5/17/00.

    Ridiculousness and Randomness. Dot Written by Spring. Mrs. Bennet needs to pop some pills, Darcy pops the question, Lady C. wants to pop him, and Sir Thomas gets popped by his pampered but pugnacious wife because of pug's disappearance. ~P&P~ Last update 5/11/00.

    It Was A Dark And Stormy Night... Dot Written by Elspeth. A rainy night brings all the Austen rakes and several of the ladies together at Willoughby's Combe Magna. ~S&S~ Last update 5/3/00.

    Steal Your Heart. Dot Written by Kaydee. The owners of a chain of department stores, Darcy and Bingley, come to visit the one run by Elizabeth Bennet and her sister Jane. ~P&P~ Last update 4/14/00.

    Clues Revealed. Dot Written by JessLee. A murder occurs and all of the Pride and Prejudice characters are suspects as the clues unfold. ~P&P~ Last update 4/12/00.

    How To Marry A Millionaire. Dot Written by Danielle L. Lizzy and Jane Bennet and Anne Elliot use all their wiles and some strategic planning to marry rich men. ~P&P~Per~ Last update 3/29/00.

    Lady Catherine Debourgh's Most Dreadful Nightmare. Dot Written by Jeannette. Lady Catherine imagines all sorts of nasty designs in the heart of Miss Bennet. ~P&P~ Last update 3/27/00.

    Two For Tee. Dot Written by Malini. The links of the Pemberley Golf Club see the dawning of love in the hearts of Darcy and Bingley, and also see the pernicious influence of tennis. This story is a P.G. Wodehouse cross-over. ~P&P~ Last update 3/5/00.

    The Wedding Singer. Dot Written by Gail W. Based loosely on the Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore movie "The Wedding Singer" with some P&P inspiration. ~P&P~ Last update 3/1/00.

    The Race Against 2000. Dot Written by Leia and John. The world is in deadly peril, and the characters from Pride and Prejudice are charged with finding a way to save us all. ~P&P~ Last update 2/19/00.

    You Don't Have To Be Freud To Figure It Out. Dot Written by Spring. Darcy's Ego, Superego, and Id have a committee meeting to decide what should be done about Elizabeth Bennet. ~P&P~ Last update 1/31/00.

    The Incredible Fanny Price. Dot Written by Spring. One of the "Spring Has Gone Bye-Bye Stories". Don't make Fanny angry, you wouldn't like her when she's angry, but green skin is very becoming on her. ~MP~ Last update 1/25/00.

    The Two Annes. Dot Written by Chris. Broken hearted over the break up with Frederick, Anne Elliot takes to breaking up other things--like sailors' noses, while Anne de Bourgh runs interference. ~P&P~Per~ Last update 1/21/00.

    Arias and Arrogance. Dot Written by Megan. Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy share top billing in a production of The Marriage of Figaro, and share animosity behind the curtain. ~P&P~ Last update 1/17/00.

    Every Polished Society. Dot Written by Allison Rose. Darcy takes a job as the resident physician to a ballet company, where Charles Bingley, Jane and Elizabeth all work. ~P&P~ Last update 1/16/00.

    Darcy Hood. Dot Written by Caitrin. Darcy and his merry men do good in the forest of Netherfield. ~P&P~ Last update 1/16/00.

    Georgi. Dot Written by Kimmie. It's a hard knock life for Darcy, when the love of his life comes to him for a job, and a young girl is looking for her home. ~P&P~ Last update 1/1/00.

    Once Upon a Dream. Dot Written by Tanisha. Elizabeth returns home after her divorce from Darcy, but part of her wonders whether they could still work things out. ~P&P~ Last update 12/28/99.

    A Different Sonnet. Dot Written by Selene. A picture and a moment is captured in the mind, in this poem. ~Misc~ Last update 12/22/99.

    The 1999 Christmas Poem. Dot Written by Liz M. The Elliot family celebrates Christmas, in the third installment of an annual poetic tradition. ~Per~ Last update 12/18/99.

    Manglefield Park--Revisited, The Turf Wars. Dot Written by Greg. Fanny's rise to the top of the power structure did not go unnoticed by her neighboring boss, Fitzwilliam Darcy. ~P&P~MP~ Last update 12/18/99.

    It's A Wonderful Life, Jane Austen. Dot Written by Jimmy. Jane Austen wishes she had never been born, and her guardian angel shows her what the world would have lost with out her. This story was written in honor of Jane Austen's birthday. ~Misc~ Last update 12/17/99.

    Dig Deeper. Dot Written by Allison Rose. An important archaeological dig in Egypt brings Bingley and Darcy as well as Elizabeth and Jane together. ~P&P~ Last update 12/11/99.

    Manglefield Park--A Parody. Dot Written by Greg. A parody of Mansfield Park, with some references to the latest movie. Fanny is a resourceful, and not entirely nice lady, and not entirely opposed to a little homocide now and then. ~MP~ Last update 12/8/99.

    Heaven Forbid! Dot Written by John, Eva and Leareth. Darcy chases after Caroline Bingley, but Caroline has other ideas. ~P&P~ Last update 12/4/99.

    Mambo #5. Dot Written by Jimmy. Wouldn't it be nice to have a little bit of each of the Austen heros? Last update 11/26/99.

    Sister Lydia's New Vocation. Dot Written by Lise and Leea. Lydia meets the man of her dreams, except she had already become a nun--and who could have guessed the man would be Edmund Bertram? ~P&P~MP~ Last update 11/22/99.

    Eliza. Dot Written by Genette. Based on the movie "Sabrina". The awkward young Eliza travels to Paris, and comes back much less awkward. Will she finally catch George Larabee's eye? Or perhaps his brother Darcy's? ~P&P~ Last update 11/20/99.

    The Von Darcy Family Singers. Dot Written by Sanna. Elizabeth is sent away from her abbey to become a governess to a man with seven spirited children. ~P&P~ Last update 11/14/99.

    The Pride of Frankenstein. Dot Written by Simone. Dr. Victor Darcy, filed with prode and arrogance, attempts to create life. ~P&P~ Last update 10/28/99.

    Bounty Hunter. Dot Written by Danielle L. Darcy and Elizabeth are thrown together when his sister is abducted, and he is shot at. She is hired as a private detective, charged with investigating the events. ~P&P~ Last update 10/24/99.

    Tilney At The Bat. Dot Written by Mags. A poem in the style of "Casey At The Bat", with Tilney playing the role of the pivotal batsman. ~NA~ Last update 10/22/99.

    Toddles Makes His Move. Dot Written by Several Authors. Miss Elizabeth Bennet has been invited to Pemberley by Miss Darcy, and there receives both unwanted and wanted advances. ~P&P~ Last update 10/16/99.

    Senzilla vs. Senseibilitoro: Battle for Tokyo. Dot Written by Simone. Two giant monsters come to Tokyo seeking two gentle men. ~S&S~ Last update 10/4/99.

    When Spring Can't Sleep. Dot Written by Spring. Elizabeth and Darcy meet unexpectedly at Pemberley and great silliness ensues. ~P&P~ Last update 9/30/99.

    A Tribute To Doctor Suess. Dot Written by Allie. A Suess-style rhyme about the esteem in which George Wickham is held. ~P&P~ Last update 9/30/99.

    Seeing the Light. Dot Written by Melissa D. Elizabeth Bennet agrees to marry her best friend, but does so without the love or passion that she would hope for in a husband. Will she find true love? ~P&P~ Last update 9/28/99.

    The Adventures of Willoughby Wallaby Woo. Dot Written by Katt and Meesh. Sherlock Holmes insists that Doctor Watson must spread his wings more and sends him away. Soon Watson finds himself in company with John Willoughby and accidentally on the way to Constantinople. (Now, if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.) ~S&S~ Last update 9/26/99.

    A Wacky Story. Dot Written by Cecilia Anne. A lady must do everything she can to catch a man's eye. ~Misc~ Last update 9/16/99.

    Ads And Answers. Dot Written by Erin A. On the day that Jane convinces Elizabeth to place a personal ad, William Darcy, Mr. Collins, and George Wickham all read her entry with interest. ~P&P~ Last update 9/14/99.

    Murder, My Sweet. Dot Written by Marsha. Lydia Wickham drives her husband to distraction, then even further. ~P&P~ Last update 9/14/99.

    Parallels. Dot Written by Teg. The third and last story in the "Reflections" and "Tarnished Image" saga. Georgiana's husband and son are killed in an accident, and the Darcys rush to support her. ~P&P~ Last update 9/12/99.

    Highbury Street. Dot Written by Jimmy. The interfering Ed Woodhouse is kept in check by his neighbor and friend Ms. Night Lee (her sister's name is Day Lee). ~Em~ Last update 9/12/99.

    Lizzy of Oz. Dot Written by Kim. After reading Darcy's letter at Rosings, Elizabeth finds herself in the strange world of Oz. ~P&P~ Last update 8/29/99.

    Watch The Skies. Dot Written by Spring. Mr. Bennet, who has taken up mashed-potato sculpting, eagerly awaits the chance to return Mrs. Bennet to the place where she belongs. ~P&P~ Last update 8/28/99.

    Total Eclipse. Dot Written by Jennifer. From Northanger Abbey to Transylvania, a gothic story of vampires and Ekaterina Morlandova. ~NA~ Last update 8/28/99.

    An After Dinner Chat In The Pemberley Parlour. Dot Written by Eva. Caroline, Hurst, Darcy and Georgiana spend some time in the chat room. ~P&P~ Last update 8/22/99.

    Judge Mills Lane Meets The Ex-Wickhams. Dot Written by Will J. Mills Lane, judge and boxing referee, gets caught between Lydia and George Wickham after their divorce. ~P&P~ Last update 8/20/99.

    Skull Deathmatch: Are You A Good Witch or A Bad Witch? Elizabeth Elliot vs. Lady Russell. Dot Written by Mags. The evil Elizabeth Elliot tries to take on Lady Russell in a deathmatch. ~Per~ Last update 8/7/99.

    Enigmas Unraveled. Dot Written by Dawn. A sequel to "Dreamweaver". Jane and Charles Bingley try to determine how they both could share the same childhood dream. Jane must cope with the ravings of her ex-husband. ~P&P~ Last update 8/5/99.

    Something Looney This Way Comes. Dot Written by Spring. A Hunsfordian devil comes to Longbourn in a whirlwind, and attempts a whirlwind courtship of Lizzy. ~P&P~ Last update 8/1/99.

    July 18, 1817. Dot Written by Jimmy. A poem on the death of Jane Austen. ~Misc~ Last update 7/18/99.

    The Dream Wedding. Dot Written by Marsha. Jane Austen's characters are all assembled for a wedding. ~Misc~ Last update 7/17/99.

    Skull Deathmatch: Edmund Bertram vs. Tom "Tim" Bertram. Dot Written by Marie L and Rachel. Modern versions of Tom Bertram and Mary Crawford find themselves in a Regency-period deathmatch. ~MP~ Last update 7/4/99.

    SkullDeathmatch: Edmund Bertram & James Rushworth vs. Henry Crawford. Dot Written by Rachel. Rachel attempts to defend the characeter of the louse, Henry Crawford, in this Deathmatch! ~MP~ Last update 6/20/99.

    Full Circle. Dot Written by Laura. Twenty years after the story in "When Fitzy Met Lizzy", their son Christopher seems to be heading down the same path, when he drives a woman to Boston after graduating college. ~P&P~ Last update 6/20/99.

    SkullDeathmatch: Men of the Cloth. Dot Written by Mags. Who will win this clerical deathmatch between Edward Bertram and Henry Tilney? ~MP~NA~ Last update 6/18/99.

    The Heat of the Night. Dot Written by Emma Elizabeth Ann. Elizabeth Benson works as a conservation officer and vet in Africa, and Mr. Darcy believes that women have no place deep inside the wilds of the dark continent. ~P&P~ Last update 6/16/99.

    SkullDeathmatch! Jamey's Last Stand. Dot Written by Leah. Spring and Leah duke it out in this Deathmatch, and the prize is Peg's Jamey. ~Juv~ Last update 6/14/99.

    Fate and Destiny. Dot Written by Melissa. Elizabeth and Darcy spend three years together in high school, but then become separated when he returns to England. Then comes the reunion. ~P&P~ Last update 6/4/99.

    Chat War. Dot Written by Eva. Darcy and Wickham come to blows in the Austen.com chat room. ~P&P~ Last update 6/2/99.

    The Dark Knight. Dot Written by Paula J. Darcy and Bingley leave Gotham City for Meryton, in this Pride and Prejudice-Batman cross-over. ~P&P~ Last update 6/2/99.

    All Because Of You. Dot Written by Tanisha. Elizabeth Bennet Michaels is a widow with a young child when she returns to her alma mater for an alumni gathering. Other graduates include her sister and Fitzwilliam Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 5/29/99.

    Austen Celebrity Jeopardy. Dot Written by Teresa AF. A Game of Jeopardy challenges several of Austen's single, military men. ~Misc~ Last update 5/29/99.

    America's Pride. Dot Written by Carmel S. The daughter of Darcy and Elizabeth runs off to America to enlist in the US Civil War. ~P&P~ Last update 5/25/99.

    Waterpolo. Dot Written by Lise. The Bennet girls are members of a waterpolo team at Longbourn, where Bingley comes to be their coach, and Darcy comes to play. ~P&P~ Last update 5/23/99.

    Your Kingdom for Half a Crown. Dot Written by Bill. The Marx Brothers take on P&P. Lots of word-play in this story, so read carefully! ~P&P~ Last update 5/17/99.

    DreamWeaver. Dot Written by Dawn R. A sequel to "How To Win The Heart Of A Poet". Jane Bennet tries to overcome a distructive relationship, as Elizabeth and Darcy settle in and reunite with family and friends. ~P&P~ Last update 5/17/99.

    The Second In Command. Dot Written by Sandy. With the Terror ongoing in France, Darcy plays the dandy, just like his friend Sir Percy. ~P&P~ Last update 5/13/99.

    A Tarnished Image. Dot Written by Teg. In this is a sequel to "Reflections", Will and Elizabeth, with their son William, adjust to their newly-married life together. ~P&P~ Last update 5/13/99.

    Annabel and Rebecca. Dot Written by Carmel S. After reading a new novel, Pride and Prejudice, two friends fantasize about finding their own Mr. Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 5/12/99.

    Compulsory Silence. Dot Written by John. Darcy is the head of a secret spy organisation at the time of WW I. Later, Fitzwilliam Darcy is killed under mysterious circumstances after a fight in the Tube. ~P&P~ Last update 5/7/99.

    Lusty Month Of May. Dot Written by Rachel. Ah, spring, when young people's fancy turns to pudding and Nutella, and the people around Hunsford and Rosings act very peculiarly, indeed. ~P&P~ Last update 5/3/99.

    Thaumaturgy at Pemberley. Dot Written by Simone. In a magical universe Elizabeth Bennet meets Lord Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 5/3/99.

    SkullIn The Heat Of The Night--Deathmatch. Dot Written by Christine Marie and Friends. Emma Elizabeth Anne left her story hanging for so long, her readers decided to take matters into their own hands. ~P&P~ Last update 5/1/99.

    Only In My Dreams. Dot Written by Katy Ann. Catherine Bennet starts as a student teacher at the Longbourn school. ~P&P~ Last update 5/1/99.

    You Were Mine. Dot Written by Christine Marie. Elizabeth Bennet is shocked to hear that Charles Bingley has left her sister Jane and their two children. Bingley takes this step after going to his therapist--Dr. Wickham. ~P&P~ Last update 4/29/99.

    Insufferable Man! Dot Written by Eva. After Mr. Darcy's disasterous proposal, Elizabeth daydreams about what should happen next. ~P&P~ Last update 4/25/99.

    Pride in the Skies. Dot Written by Cristi. Two airlines consider a merger as Pemberley/Netherfield Airlines seeks an alliance with Longbourne Airways. Will there be other mergers too? ~P&P~ Last update 4/23/99.

    Groundhog Day. Dot Written by Eva. After his disastrous proposal to Elizabeth, Darcy wishes to be able to relive the day and get it right. His wish comes true. ~P&P~ Last update 4/23/99.

    Pride and Prejudice: The Opera. Dot Written by Leonore. Popular songs are added to Pride and Prejudice to make an operatic entertainment. ~P&P~ Last update 4/16/99.

    SkullIn Your Wildest Dreams--Deathmatch. Dot Written by Spring. Chapter 22 from In Your Wildest Dreams rewritten in Deathmatch form. ~Per~ Last update 4/15/99.

    Acquaintences & Awkwardness. Dot Written by Crysty. Pride and Prejudice seems to come true for a New England British lit professor during a snowy Christmas season. ~P&P~ Last update 4/11/99.

    Jiminy Crickets. Dot Written by Spring. To Lizzy, Wickham's lies are as plain as the nose on his face. ~P&P~ Last update 4/4/99.

    Trials and Tribulations. Dot Written by Danielle L. When the man Elizabeth Bennet loves rejects her and throws her down the stairs, she vows revenge--no matter how long it takes. Years later she finds another love in Darcy, but her past continues to haunt her--and he has problems of his own. ~P&P~ Last update 3/30/99.

    Leaving the Past Behind. Dot Written by Teg. A prologue to "Reflections". Darcy must gather his courage to ask Elizabeth to marry him a second time, while preparations are underway for the Bingley wedding. ~P&P~ Last update 3/22/99.

    In Your Wildest Dreams. Dot Written by Spring. The nineteen year old Anne Elliot is persuaded to break off her engagement to Wentworth when he goes away. ~Per~ Last update 3/17/99.

    Honor and Duty. Dot Written by Emma Elizabeth Anne. Darcy Williams, an officer of the law, is on the trail of Wickham, a trail which takes him into the darkest parts of the city. And Elizabeth Bennet decides it is time to stop running and take matters into her own hands. ~P&P~ Last update 3/6/99.

    Darcy's Auto. Dot Written by William J. Darcy runs a automobile dealership. When he finds some financial discrepancies, he fires Wickham and must hire an accountant to take over. Elizabeth Bennet applies for the position. ~P&P~ Last update 2/27/99.

    The Corner Shop. Dot Written by Annie. Anne de Bourgh's son is disinherited by his grandmother when he marries a shopkeeper's daughter, but he gets the last laugh when the store becomes highly successful. Several generations of his family maintain the business, until the Great Depression hits, and times turn hard. ~P&P~ Last update 2/16/99.

    Lizzy, The Vampire Slayer. Dot Written by Genette. After searching for her for five years, Fitzwilliam Darcy, the latest of a family of Watchers, finally finds the Vampire Slayer--Elizabeth Bennet. ~P&P~ Last update 2/6/99.

    From the Archives of the "Dr. Laura" Show. Dot Written by Mags. Various Austen characters lay their troubles before Dr. Laura in hopes of getting some good advice. ~Misc~ Last update 2/4/99.

    Pemberley: The Limerick. Dot Written by Aja. The story of Pride and Prejudice in poetic limerick form. ~P&P~ Last update 2/4/99.

    French Kiss. Dot Written by Paula J. Lizzy teaches French at a university when Bingley and Darcy join the faculty. ~P&P~ Last update 1/23/99.

    Chances Are. Dot Written by Spring. This is a side story to "In Your Wildest Dreams" and details how Lori Musgrove fell in love with James Benwick. ~Per~ Last update 1/21/99.

    The Triumph of Wickham. Dot Written by Aja. Lizzy is a bunny agent hot on the heels of the lizard, Wickham, when both she and Darcy fall into Wickham's claws. ~P&P~ Last update 1/21/99.

    Battered Cat. Dot Written by Spring. Another in Spring's cartoon-inspired stories. This one has Lady Catherine and Lizzy in a confrontation in the pretty little wilderness at Longbourn. ~P&P~ Last update 1/19/99.

    How To Win The Heart Of A Poet. Dot Written by Dawn R. When Elizabeth Bennet's computer company runs into difficulties, she calls in an outside consulting firm, headed by Fitzwilliam Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 1/19/99.

    Buddy Can You Spare A Frog. Dot Written by Spring. John Thorpe sees great things ahead, as well as a great deal of money, when he finds a very talented frog. ~NA~ Last update 1/19/99.

    SkullDeathmatch! Several Jealous Husbands vs. Several Fan Fic Heroes. Dot Written by Shawn. The men who have lost their women to the joys of fan fiction, take their revenge on the men who have stolen their ladies hearts. ~Misc~ Last update 1/17/99.

    A Looney Looney Morning. Dot Written by Spring. Oh Miss Wizzy, youwr so wuvwy. Yes I know it, I can't help it! Oh Miss Wizzy, beeeee my wuve! ~P&P~ Last update 1/14/99.

    Playing Soldier ~ or ~ A Career Choice. Dot Written by Flo. This continues with the characters from "Secrets From The Past", and takes place while Elizabeth and Darcy and their friends are at Netherfield college. ~P&P~ Last update 1/9/99.

    One and Twenty Ways to Skin a Lady Cat. Dot Written by Spring. A listing of various and nefarious ways of getting rid of that de Bourgh woman. ~P&P~ Last update 1/6/99.

    Restrained Impulses. Dot Written by Emma Elizabeth Anne. The arrogant Mr. Darcy makes an impression on the feisty Elizabeth Bennet when he comes to Meryton. ~P&P~ Last update 12/30/98.

    Reflections. Dot Written by Teg. After an afternoon at Pemberley, Elizabeth finds herself estranged from Darcy and with a child on the way. Years later, a chance meeting with Georgiana sets the wheels of a reunion in motion. ~P&P~ Last update 12/28/98.

    The Present. Dot Written by Annie. This story is a sequel to the "Maybe This Time" story-line. This time it is Charlotte Lucas Collins who finds her way through the maze into the future. ~P&P~ Last update 12/24/98.

    The Perfect Setting. Dot Written by Cal. With her father laid-off and her family entering financial difficulties, Elizabeth accepts a job in Darcy's dental practice. ~P&P~ Last update 12/24/98.

    Difficult Parenthood. Dot Written by Joanna. A modern Darcy deals with being a single father with a teenage daughter. ~P&P~ Last update 12/20/98.

    The Unexplained. Dot Written by Emma Elizabeth Anne. A poem in honor of the authors here and their stories. ~Misc~ Last update 12/19/98.

    The Tragic Story of Mr. Bimbo. Dot Written by Allie. A brief explanation of how Mr. Bingley got his money. ~P&P~ Last update 12/17/98.

    An Improbable Diversion. Dot Written by Emma Elizabeth Anne. A hopeless romantic longs for her own Darcy, until he unexpectedly walks into her life. ~P&P~ Last update 12/11/98.

    Gorillas In The Mist...Or In Ann's Apartment. Dot Written by Jimmy. A birthday present for Ann, with all the favorite Austen characters, and, of course, Methos. ~Misc~ Last update 12/1/98.

    Viva Las Vegas. Dot Written by Paula J. The Bennet family, which owns a computer game company, arrives in Las Vegas for the annual Comdex computer trade show. ~P&P~ Last update 11/19/98.

    Getting Rid of Mr. Eliot. Dot Written by Allie. Mr. Eliot tries to propose marriage to Anne, but runs into a peculiar difficulty. ~Per~ Last update 11/15/98.

    When Fitzy Met Lizzy. Dot Written by Laura. A friendship begins when Lizzy agrees to drive the boy friend of her best friend to Boston after graduating college, in this when Pride and Prejudice meets "When Harry Met Sally" story. ~P&P~ Last update 11/5/98.

    Leaps and Bounds. Dot Written by Danielle L. Darcy is well-educated and a very successful lawyer hoping for a judicial appointment, but has found little success in the social arena, while Bingley is both a successful surgeon and liked by all. Elizabeth is also a well-educated lawyer with a degree in business to boot, and Jane is a veterinarian, both live and work on the family farm near Bingley's horse ranch. ~P&P~ Last update 10/24/98.

    Common Knowledge, Not All That Long Ago. Dot Written by Flo. The Pride and Prejudice-based story from "Secrets From The Past" crosses with a Sense and Sensibility-based story, with Chris Brandon and Alex Darcy roommates in college. Alex's relationship to his James Bond-like godmother intensifies. ~P&P~S&S~ Last update 10/24/98.

    Life Is Like A Box of Chocolates. Dot Written by Joanna. A sequel to "The Profits of Education". In this story the descendants of Darcy and Elizabeth meet and fall in love. ~P&P~ Last update 10/22/98.

    The Dennis Moore Saga (formerly An Unexpected Guest). Dot Written by J.L.. Elizabeth oversees the arrangements for her husband's 30th birthday dinner, including setting out bouquets of his favorite flowers, when an intruder comes with an unusual demand. ~P&P~ Final Revision 10/20/98.

    Perception (Formerly "A Bit Of Ivory"). Dot Written by Kathlyn. Thea Moore tries to forget the love of her life and have a relaxing vacation on Nantucket, but her favorite novel, Persuasion, might just come true for her. ~Per~ Last update 10/19/98.

    The Darcys and the Republic. Dot Written by Nycole. A French uprising threatens the Darcys in this story which combines Pride and Prejudice with Les Miserables. ~P&P~ Last update 10/14/98.

    Girls's Night Out. Dot Written by Rachel. A completely silly story about where the well-dressed men of London go to strut their stuff. ~Misc~ Last update 10/11/98.

    Under We Are. Dot Written by Joanna. When Caroline Bingley overhears a conversation between her brother and Mr. Darcy, she comes away with a very mistaken notion. ~P&P~ Last update 10/11/98.

    Jane Austen and the Quest for the Holy Bits of Ivory. Dot Written by Rachel. Pride and Prejudice, other Jane Austen stories, and Monty Python's Holy Grail get scrambled together. Neeeeeee! ~Misc~ Last update 10/6/98.

    Jane Austen -- Deja-Vu. Dot Written by Flo. An author, coincidentally named Jane Austen, watches as her friends seem to bring Pride and Prejudice to life in modern London. ~P&P~ Last update 9/28/98.

    Secrets From The Past. Dot Written by Flo. On their last day at boarding school, Elizabeth and Darcy go well beyond their already close friendship. But Elizabeth is too embarrassed and proud to face Darcy again, even when she learns that she is pregnant. ~P&P~ Last update 9/26/98.

    The Holiday Season. Dot Written by Annie. In this continuation of Maybe This Time, Alexander and Kelsey Darcy celebrate their first holiday season together, but trouble soon rears its head in the form of Kelsey's ex-husband seeking custody of Emma. The Darcys do the only thing they can--they pass through the maze into Alexander's world. ~P&P~ Last update 9/16/98.

    Fond Memories. Dot Written by Mackenzie Ann. Darcy reflects on his new life, wife, dog, and son. ~P&P~ Last update 9/15/98.

    Doctors and Dependability. Dot Written by Lisa Renee. Once again Elizabeth Bennet is a doctor of Immunology, Jane and Bingley are pediatricians, and Darcy a surgeon in this sequel to "Pride Hospital". ~P&P~ Last update 8/29/98.

    Cheeseburgers In Paradise. Dot Written by Spring. A modern adaptation of P&P set in South Florida. But don't let the snappy name fool you, it's really a big piece of fluff. ~P&P~ Last update 8/29/98.

    Second Chances. Dot Written by Laura. Darcy goes to Ireland reconcile his emotions regarding his love of Elizabeth and while there, makes some unique and fascinating friends. ~P&P~ Last update 8/24/98.

    Really Bad Opening Lines for Pride and Prejudice. Dot Written by Multiple Authors. Many authors try their hand at writing an opening line for Pride and Prejudice. ~P&P~ Last update 8/24/98.

    The Captain and the Rock Star. Dot Written by Cassie M. In the 22nd Century Alexa Mathews can not catch a break as a singer, so she plans to use the new time-travel technology to go back to the 1980's, but she gets a bit lost along the way. ~Per~ Last update 8/20/98.


    Challenges!

    Heart Challenge: Lieutenant William Price and Miss Nancy Steele. Dot Written by Katt. With his sister Fanny married, William Price seeks out someone new who will need him to take care of her. ~MP~S&S~ Last update 8/29/98.

    Heart Challenge: Anne Thorpe and Sir Walter Elliot. Dot Written by Leah. Sir Walter goes in search of a wealthy, well-connected lady to help bail him out of his financial difficulties, but gets entangled with Anne Thorpe, instead. ~NA~Per~ Last update 8/29/98.

    Heart Challenge: Chamberlayne and Mrs. Bates. Dot Written by Laura. Chamberlayne (the cross-dresser from P&P) takes a break at an Arsenal game in Highbury, but is disturbed by the presence of Mrs. Bates. ~S&S~P&P~ Last update 8/26/98.

    Heart Challenge: Fosset and Mrs. Long. Dot Written by Alice. A humble servant at Nether field, Fosset longs for the Meryton Lady Gossip, Mrs. Long. ~P&P~ Last update 8/26/98.

    Heart Challenge: Sam and Mrs. Younge. Dot Written by Peg. On shore again after a long voyage, Lieutenant Sam Price finds lodging, and something more, with Mrs. Younge. ~P&P~MP~ Last update 8/24/98.

    Heart Challenge: Romancing The Crone. Dot Written by Rachel. Colonel Fitzwilliam tells Darcy of his first love and how he escaped it! Last update 8/22/98.

    Heart Challenge: Sir Walter's Fancy. Dot Written by Marie L. After the defection of Mrs. Clay, Sir Walter seeks a woman from his past. ~Misc~ Last update 8/22/98.

    Heart Challenge: Caroline Bingley and Sir Walter Elliot. Dot Written by Valérie Hélène. To avoid Mr. Elliot inheriting Kellynch, Sir Walter looks for a young wife to give him an heir, and Caroline Bingley seeks a title to put herself above Mrs. Darcy. ~P&P~Per~ Last update 8/22/98.

    Heart Challenge: Captain Carter and Margaret Dashwood. Dot Written by Lisa-Michelle. Captain Carter comes to visit Colonel Brandon, and both a cat and a lady fall on his head. ~S&S~P&P~ Last update 8/21/98.

    Heart Challenge: Captain Denny and Mary Crawford. Dot Written by Lise. A challenge was given to match two unlikely Austen characters. When Denny travels with his regiment to Brighton, he worries there will not be any company as pleasant as the young Miss Bennets, then meets Mary Crawford. ~P&P~MP~ Last update 8/21/98.

    Heart Colonel Fitzwilliam and Mrs. Reynolds. Dot Written by Maddie. This story matches two of the most unlikely characters from Austen. ~P&P~ Last update 8/20/98.


    The P-Files I & II. Dot Written by Felicia. Special Agents Darcy and Bennet try to crack the FBI's most unusual cases. ~P&P~ Last update 8/12/98.

    Home-Runs and Fireworks. Dot Written by Gabby. Lisa Bennet and her freelance cheerleading squad, which includes Marianne and Emma, are hired to cheer for Pemberley High School. ~Misc~ Last update 8/11/99.

    We Shall Never Surrender. Dot Written by Jimmy. World War II tests the strength of the British and the characters from Pride and Prejudice and Persuasion (and some cyber-friends too). ~Per~P&P~Misc~ Last update 8/1/98.

    Pemberley, Inc. Dot Written by Cheryl K. Pride and Prejudice in the corporate world of the 1990's and with musical accompaniment. ~P&P~ Last update 7/28/98.

    Pride, Prejudice and Haiku. Dot Written by Bill. Pride and Prejudice rewritten as a series of haiku. ~P&P~ Last update 7/9/98.

    Pride United. Dot Written by Joanna. Elise Bennet and William Darcy meet in college, but Elise finds it difficult to let Will into her heart. ~P&P~ Last update 7/08/98.

    The Corner Garden. Dot Written by Jimmy. Col. Brandon is tragically killed in the Napoleonic Wars, and all of Delaford suffers from his loss for centuries, until Ophelia Lambert moves in. ~S&S~ Last update 7/98.

    Liturature By Darcy. Dot Written by Meesh. Pieces of literature are adapted to fit with Mr. Darcy's tastes. ~P&P~ Last update 7/98.

    Family Business. Dot Written by Joanna. Elizabeth Bennet gets a job as Caroline Bingley's secretary and gets to know William Darcy; though, they have a hard road to travel before they come together. ~P&P~ Last update 6/28?/98.

    Three Days In London. Dot Written by Katt. Emma Knightley gets her wish and spends three days touring the sights of London, including a double-decker bus tour, Westminster Abbey, the National Gallery, The Tower, etc. ~Em~ Last update 6/20/98.

    Business In London. Dot Written by Katt and Meesh. With so many of Austen's men running of to London on "business", and explanation is in order. ~Misc~ Last update 6/19/98.

    A Dutch-English Rhyme. Dot Written by Lise. Pride and Prejudice set to rhyme in both Dutch and English. ~P&P~ Last update 6/98.

    Heartless In Hertfordshire. Dot Written by EllenM and Bill. A poem about Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 6/98.

    Short P&P Poems. Dot Written by Jennifer B. Several short poems and a song about Pride and Prejudice. ~P&P~ Last update 6/98.

    Bloodline

    Deathmatches!

    SkullDeathmatch! Sir Walter Elliot vs. Lady Susan. Dot Written by CK. In a fight to discover the most handome person in Austenland, Sir Walter and Lady Susan square off--the loser must sit next to Mr. Collins at all future events for all eternity. ~Per~Misc~ Last update 12/16/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! Annie vs Laura. Dot Written by Annie, Laura, and Lise. Annie and Laura fight over Annie's creation, Sir James Hampton, and Lise plays referee. ~Misc~ Last update 8/20/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Fitzwilliam Darcy vs. Katt and Meesh. Dot Written by Katt. When Katt and Meesh insist on calling Darcy "Fwood", and he challenges them to a deathmatch to decide his name. ~P&P~ Last update 6/25/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Fanny Dashwood Vs. Elinor Ferrars Dot Written by Alice. Elinor Dashwood reaches her limit and challenges her sister-in-law Fanny Dashwood to a fight to the death. ~S&S~ Last update 6/23/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Fwood vs. The Austen Weenies Dot Written by Meesh. After getting into an altercation with the weenie Mr. Elton, Darcy finds himself in a deathmatch which will decide whether weenies can beat a non-weenie. ~P&P~Em~ Last update 6/22/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Elizabeth Bennet vs. Catherine Morland Dot Written by Brigid. Elizabeth Bennet and Catherine Morland battle it out for the title of Austen's most un-ladylike heroine. ~P&P~NA~ Last update 6/22/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Bennet vs Bennet : Caroline Bingley vs Elizabeth Darcy. Dot Written by Cassie M. Mrs. Fanny Bennet and Mr. Tiberius Bennet, parents of Jane, Elizabeth, Mary, Kitty, and Lydia, engage in a fight to the death! but when that fight ends, another begins.... ~P&P~ Last update 6/19/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Colonel Fitzwilliam v. The Ladies' Men Dot Written by CK. The rakes of Austen take their revenge on the Stud of Pemberley. ~P&P~Misc~ Last update 6/18/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- The Pemberley Staff vs. The Town of Highbury Dot Written by Jimmy. Led by Mrs. Reynolds, the staff from Pemberley go on a rampage in this Monty Python inspired story. ~P&P~ Last update 6/18/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Sandy the Dog vs. Caroline Bingley. Dot Written by Spring. Sandy the Dog and Caroline Bingley enter the ring for this Deathmatch. ~P&P~ Last update 6/19/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Aaron Moore vs. David Fitzwilliam. Dot Written by Rachel. The politically liberal Aaron Moore (Lou's creation) meets the conservative Viscount Wallingford (CK's creation), and sparks fly. ~Misc~ Last update 6/15/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Colonel Fitzwilliam vs. Several FanFic Writers. Dot Written by Rachel. Colonel Stud Muffin is tired of the way our authors toy with him, and decides that it is time to get even. ~P&P~ Last update 6/10?/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Lady Catherine de Bourgh vs General Tilney. Dot Written by Lise. A contest to the death to find the most pompous and overbearing! ~P&P~NA~ Last update 6/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Mrs. Bennet vs Mrs. Jennings. Dot Written by Malini. Austen's two most avid matchmakers both claim they are the best person to find Mary Bennet a husband and are determined to fight for the title of the Best Matchmaker. Meanwhile, Mary takes care of herself. ~P&P~S&S~ Last update 6/98.

    SkullDeathmatch! -- Mr. William Collins vs. Mrs. Augusta Elton. Dot Written by Annie. The stupid meets the vulgar in this battle to the death! ~P&P~Em~ Last update 6/98.

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    Pride Hospital. Dot Written by Lisa Renee. Elizabeth Bennet is a doctor of Immunology, Jane and Bingley are pediatricians, and Darcy a surgeon all in the same hospital. ~P&P~ Last update 6/9/98.

    Recipes. Dot Written by Jimmy. Cooking instructions for the creation of novel delicacies. ~Misc~ Last update 5/28/98.

    The Strange Case of the Liquid of Death. Dot Written by Davidia. Lydia Wickham is found dead, is it suicide or murder? Mrs. Darcy turns to Sherlock Holmes to solve the mystery. ~P&P~ Last update 5/26/98.

    Kiss And Cry. Dot Written by Annie. Pride and Prejudice transported to the Olympic skating rink. ~P&P~ Last update 4/14/98.

    Pride Takes A Plunge. Dot Written by Lise. Lizzy and Jane Bennet attend an invitational swim meet, at which William Darcy and Charles Bingley are also swimming. ~P&P~ Last update 4/14/98.

    I Will Love You Forever. Dot Written by Peg. Business partners take a trip to see Pemberley. To William Austen, it seems a very familiar place. ~P&P~ Last update 4/10/98.

    Manly Men. Dot Written by DeeDee. The men of Jane Austen's novels are all invited to Longbourn to meet "Madame Authoress". ~P&P~ Last update 3/14/98.

    My Friday the 13th Nightmare. Dot Written by CK. After writing stories which torture our hapless Austen heroes, they finally are out for revenge. ~Misc~ Last update 3/13/98.

    Neurology of Love. Dot Written by Joanna. Mr. Darcy is a neurosurgeon, Bingley his assistant, Elizabeth a medical student, and Jane a accident victim. ~P&P~ Last update 3/6/98.

    Crossing Paths. Dot Written by Cheryl K. On her first anniversary, Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy goes for a walk in the garden, but on returning to Pemberley, she finds things are not as they were when she left. ~P&P~ Last update 3/4/98.

    A Little Confusion. Dot Written by Liz M. Friday the Thirteenth strikes Jane Austen's world, and every thing is jumbled up. ~Misc~ Last update 2/13/98.

    A Poem of Appreciation. Dot Written by Annie. Annie offers her thanks to the authors of Pemberley. ~Misc~ Last update 2/12/98.

    Ode To Our Pemberley Writers. Dot Written by Marsha. ~Misc~ Last update 2/9/98.

    A Journey To Bath. Dot Written by Lise. Catherine Morland is invited to join Mrs. Allen in Bath. ~NA~ Last update 2/5/98.

    Perils of A Guild Writer. Dot Written by Anonymous. A description of the trials and tribulations the Guild writers experience, when they have writer's block. ~Misc~ Last update 2/5/98.

    Meetings. Dot Written by Joanna. Both Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy find themselves inexplicably transported to the Twentieth Century, where they meet one another for the first time. ~P&P~ Last update 1/26/98.

    Variations. Dot Written by Xenia. Mrs. Bennet is desperate to marry off her daughter in this story of a Boston family in 1885 setting off for England. ~P&P~ Last update 1/19/98.

    An Absurd New Year's Eve Story. Dot Written by Lise. Catherine Morland awaits the start of 1998, but finds herself, instead, in 1798. ~NA~ Last update 12/31/97.

    Pride and Professionalism. Dot Written by Isabella Rose. Lisa Bennet awaits the fate of her job, after Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy buys the company she works for. ~P&P~ Last update 12/29/97.

    Donwell Abbey Is Let At Last? Dot Written by CK. While leaving with Emma at Hartfield, Mr. Knightley decides to let out Donwell. He begins to interview potential residents, but runs into a string of strange, but familiar, men. ~Em~P&P~ Last update 12/10/97.

    A Christmas Poem. Dot Written by Liz M. A poem based on Pride and Prejudice and some of the Guild stories. ~P&P~ Last update 12/2/97.

    An Alternate Point of View. Dot Written by Katt. The world of P&P is turned upside down, and the characters scrambled, in this retelling of the story. ~P&P~ Last update 11/28/97.

    A Windy City Meeting. Dot Written by Ellen M. After visiting the Monet exhibit at the Chicago Art Museum, Elise Bennet runs into her cousin-in-law Charles Bingley and his friend William Darcy. ~P&P~ Last update 11/25/97.

    Impossible to Invent Such a History. Dot Written by Katt. Just as he is about to make his disastrous first proposal, Mr. Darcy is interrupted by a strange voice. ~P&P~ Last update 11/23/97.

    Back At Mansfield Park. Dot Written by Stolzi. An update, tongue-in-cheek version of Mansfield Park. ~MP~ Last update 11/12/97.

    Surprise Meetings. Dot Written by Lise. Darcy and Bingley and Elizabeth and Jane are all on vacation in Holland, when they meet each other. ~P&P~ Last update 11/3/97.

    Maybe This Time. Dot Written by Annie. The youngest son of Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam Darcy worries about his mother's health and his own future, while more than a century and a half later a young woman wonders about hers and her daughter's future. ~P&P~ Last update 10/23/97.

    Inbred! Dot Written by Marsha. After marrying her cousin, Edmund, Fanny Price fears that her children suffer from inbreeding. ~MP~ Last update 10/2/97.

    Inserrection At Pemberley. Dot Written by Elizabeth M. The Gardiners and Miss Bennet decide to take in Pemberley while on holiday, only to find themselves arriving in the middle of a very disturbing event. ~P&P~ Last update 8/31/97.

    Trapped at Netherfield. Dot Written by Annie. A young lady seems lost in other worlds, as her family worries about the direction of her life. Then one day she really does get lost in another world. ~P&P~ Last update 8/29/97.

    Ghosts. Dot Written by Lori Schadler. In the present day, Adam and Laura Knight inherit an estate far away in England. Laura is reluctant to make the move and leave her career and home behind, but when she arrives and hears the history of her new house, she has a complete change of heart. ~Em~ Last update 8/11/97.

    Lizzy, Warrior Princess. Dot Written by Cassie M. Lizzy receives the news from Jane concerning Lydia's elopement and decides to take matters into her own hands. She very quickly finds herself in deep trouble, but with new allies, and soon new skills. Lizzy manages to get Lydia away and safely to Gracechurch Street and then confronts Wickham. Everything is resolved. ~P&P~ Last update 7/26/97.

    The Gypsy Baron Dot Written by France and By Carolyn Esau. A dream about a romantic gypsy, and a glimpse of the Darcy's life together. ~P&P~ Last update 2/8/97.

    Pilgrims' Progress. Dot Written Collectively by Several Authors. The Bennet clan attends a holiday dinner at Rosings. ~P&P~ Last update 2/2/97.

    A Party at Pemberley. Dot Written Collectively by Several Authors. The participants of the Austen conference attend a party at Pemberley. ~Misc~ Last update 2/2/97.

    O Tidings of Comfort and Joy. Dot Written Collectively. Mr. Darcy considers a Christmas gift for Miss Bennet. ~P&P~ Last update 2/2/97.

    Absolutely Farcical. Dot Written Collectively by Several Authors. The characters in the wonderful world of Austen attend a masquerade ball. ~Misc~ Last update 2/2/97.

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