Posted on Wednesday, 10 January 2001

(With apologies to that beloved genius, Dr. Seuss)

Darcy's hot, make no mistake, he can make your insides quake.
Make you shake and make you quiver, make you forget eating liver.
Make you sing and make you shimmer, make you an Olympic swimmer.
Make you sigh and make you drool.
Darcy's hot and that's the rule!

Is he hot when on a plane, or when in pain, or cleaning drains?

He is hot when petting cats, he is hot when swatting gnats.
He is hot in noonday sun, he is hot at 8:01.
He is hot when driving cars, he'd be hot while buying Mars.
He is hot when he is cold, he is hot when sheets he folds!
He is hot when he is wet. When he's wet he's hotter yet!

Is he hot unrolling socks or putting bugs into a box?

He is hot when he is silent, he is hot when he is violent.
He is hot and he is fun, he was hot at twenty-one.
He'd be hot if he was tall, he'd be hot if he were small.
He'd be hot upon a wall. He'd be hot caught in a squall.
He is hot and is cool. He's a hottie, not a fool!

Is he hot while making money? Is he hot while being funny"

He is hot while being cute, he is real hot in a suit.
He is hot when he is hot. He is hot when he is not!
He is hot when taking bites, he is hot when flying kites.
He is hot when oft he smolders, he is hot while moving boulders.
He is hot and he is built, he is hot and he won't wilt.

Is he hot when sowing oats or at the pond and sailing boats?

He is hot when eating Spam, he is hot when in a jam.
He is hot on Friday night, he is hot when taking flight.
He is hot when tempting fate, he is hot when on a date.
He is hot when close he dances. He is hot when he romances.
He was hot as a wee babe. He's the hottest in his nabe.

Is he hot when he's in Cannes, or Japan, or Pakistan?

He is hot when he's in Nice, he is hot when he's in Greece.
He is hot when he's in Turkey, and he's hot in Albuquerque,
He is hot when by the bay or at a bar in Paraguay.
He is hot when in Sonoma, or in Tucson, Arizona.
He is hot in San Diego, hot as heck in Terra del Fuego.

Is he hot when in his bath, doing math, or nailing lath?

He is hot dressed in a kilt, he is hot when milk he's spilt.
He is hot when he is knitting, he is hot when he is sitting.
He is hot when he is driving, when he's weary, or is thriving.
He is hot when he just pouts, when he shouts, or beats up louts.

Is he hot when sealing boxes, eating lox, or chasing foxes?

He is hot when eating lamb, eating mincemeat, quince or jam.
He is hot when he is sick, taming wicks, or being quick.
He is hot when he is old, when's he's dead and growing mold.
He is hot when he is sassy, when he's shy, or when he's brassy.
He is hot in spring or fall. He's the hottest guy of all!

Is he hot when he is wise, in a vise or sighing sighs?

He is hot when at the wheel. He'd look real hot bending steel!
He is hot while having fits, tearing letters into bits.
He is hot when he's at brunch or when making beer cans crunch.
He is hot when he's in blue, green, and stripes and argyles, too.
Have to say it: he is hot! Nothing on him that is not!

The End.